How Canadian Are You?

By: Jody Mabry

5 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

Coffee, donuts, and ending sentences with a good ole, "eh," isn't all there is to be Canadian. Take this quiz to see how Canadian you are. You might be surprised...or, you might not. Let's see.

How do you enjoy your coffee?

I like it black.

I like it with sugar.
I like it with cream.

I like it with a donut.

Which is your favorite type of donut?

Maple glazed with bits of bacon sprinkled on top.

Chocolate glazed.
Sugar glazed.

Whichever is available.

What can't you live without?

Family and friends.

Hockey.
T.V.

My smartphone.

What are Moose Tracks?

A type of ice cream.

Moose poop.
A video game.

Umm, moose footprints.

Which animal best represents who you are?

A moose.

A beaver.
A polar bear.

A snake.

Which scent will cause an instant drool factor in your mouth?

Bacon.

Maple.
Sugar glaze.

Steaks being grilled.

Which is your favorite Canadian sport?

Hockey.

Curling.
Lacrosse.

Basketball.

Someone runs into you and spills their coffee all over you. How do you respond?

I'd punch the person in the face.

I'd apologize for getting in their path.
I'd stare at the person with irritation.

I'd offer to buy them another coffee.

What is your opinion of snow?

I love everything about it.

It's fun to drive in.
As long as the heat in my house is working then I don't mind looking at it through a window.

I can't stand snow.

Five donuts and four people. What do you do?

Find a fifth person.

Cut the extra into fourths.
Wait until everyone leaves and then swipe the last donut.

Just take the extra donut.

Which of these Canadian celebrities would you like to hang out with?

Ryan Gosling.

Ryan Reynolds.
Rachel McAdams.

Justin Beiber.

Which is your favorite thing about Canadian geography?

The mountains.

A vast tundra.
Rolling hills.

A frozen sea.

Which is your favorite weekend beverage?

Beer.

Coffee.
Soda pop.

Water.

What are your thoughts on Canadian culture?

It is about being friendly.

Standing up for what you think is right.
Fishing, hunting, hockey, and donuts.

It's about being annoyingly nice and saying "eh."

How do you protect your face in the winter?

Why would I have to protect my face?

I wear a scarf.
I wear a snow mask.

I wear a massive hood.

Which of these activities are you likely to do this year?

Hunting.

Skiing.
Ice fishing.

Catching a Justin Beiber concert. Because you are a Beileiber.

Which is your favorite coffee shop?

Tim Horton's.

Starbucks.
Dunkin' Donuts.

My Keurig.

As a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?

A hockey player

A lumberjack
One of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.

Why would I want to be any of those?

Which is your favorite movie with cold weather?

"Strange Brew."

"Fargo."
"A Christmas Story."

"The Shining."

Which are you most likely to do?

Apologize for something I didn't do.

Keep my front door unlocked.
Offer someone a donut after a fight.

Drink beer while at work.

It's the weekend and you want to go to a concert. Which do you choose?

Avril Lavigne.

Taylor Swift.
Imagine Dragons.

Justin Beiber.

What do you put on your Kraft dinner?

Ketchup.

Crushed potato chips.
Mustard.

Nothing, I just do it per the box's directions.

Which would you like to do?

Sap my own maple syrup.

Ride a moose.
Date a hockey player.

Eat a donut. Duh!

What do you wear outside when it's less than 15 degrees out.

A t-shirt.

A light jacket.
A couple layers and a thick coat.

Everything I can.

How would your friends describe your personality?

They'd say I'm way too friendly.

They'd say I'm a generous and likable person.
They'd say I'm nice, but easily irritated.

They'd say I'm always on edge.

Your car breaks down, how do you get to work?

By calling a buddy, eh.

By snowshoes.
By dog sled.

I call in sick.

How do you get your milk?

From a bag.

From a carton.
From my own cows.

I don't know. Someone buys it from somewhere. It's just always in my fridge.

What is your opinion of health care?

The government should have universal health care.

All employers should offer health insurance.
Hey, as long as I can get care somewhere close, I'm good.

Not sure, I've never been to the doctor.

What is your impression of Americans?

They are funny people.

I love their interest in having fun.
They work too much.

I'm not a big fan.

How do you normally dress?

I am usually in plaid.

I am usually in camouflage.
I am usually in a big coat.

I am usually in shorts and a polo.

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