Which Character From "Casablanca" Are You?

By: Steven Miller

6 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

It is war time in Morocco and the whole world is in chaos. Are you the revolutionary leader, the woman by his side, the Captain who looks the other way, or the bar owner around which the story revolves?

How do you feel about the song "As Time Goes By"?

It reminds me of a love affair that didn't end well. I don't want to hear it.

I absolutely love that song.
It's a pretty good song, but not my favorite.

I'm not a fan of American jazz music.

How much of a revolutionary would you say you are?

I prefer to be on the side in power.

I am willing to fight and die for what I believe in.
I often feel caught up in the midst of things, but I do support a just cause.

I try to stay out of such matters. It's bad for business.

How do you feel about the warm climate of the desert?

It's a bit warm for my taste, but I'll manage.

I would rather be warm than cold.
It suits me just fine.

It's too hot for me.

How much time do you spend in bars?

I spend most of my time there. They all know me by name.

I spend very little time in bars. I have other things to do.
I frequently spend evenings there.

I'm not a huge fan of bars, but I do go occasionally.

Would you consider yourself to be a cynical person?

Not at all. I'm very optimistic.

When I'm feeling down I can get a bit cynical, but I tend to be pretty optimistic.
I've seen a lot in my life, enough to make me a bit cynical.

I'm very cynical. I trust people about as far as I can throw them.

Which song is the best fit for your personality?

"Knock on Wood"

"The Very Thought of You"
"It Had to Be You"

"If I Could Be with You"

How willing are you to sacrifice yourself for others?

I say I stick my neck out for nobody, but that remains to be seen.

That all depends on who we are talking about.
I would gladly give my life for the cause.

I don't see how that would help matters.

How practical would you say you are?

I'm master of my domain and extremely practical about remaining that way.

I'm very much an idealist.
I'm prone to flights of fancy, but I am generally pretty practical.

I'm extremely practical to the outside world, but I'm a sentimentalist at heart.

How often do you mix business with pleasure?

I stick more to the business of pleasure.

I tend to be strictly business, but I do mix a bit of pleasure in there.
Never...well, almost never.

All the time. I find some of the best agreements can be made that way.

Have you ever had your heart broken?

Yes, and it almost ruined me.

I can't say that I actually have, but I am more practical than romantic.
I don't get emotionally involved in that way.

Yes, but it is better to love and have lost than to have never loved at all.

Have you ever been to Paris?

I have been there before.

I love Paris.
No, but I hear it's nice.

We'll always have Paris.

Are you a smoker?

I smoke, but it's pretty rare.

I'm a heavy smoker.
I smoke a bit, but I'm trying to quit.

No, I don't smoke.

Are you a drinker?

Yes, I drink more than I should.

I drink socially, but not that often.
I rarely drink.

I have a few drinks at the end of the day.

Which country fits your personality the best?

France

Czechoslovakia
Norway

America

Where do you stand on the war?

I'm supportive of the side that's right, but I hate the war.

I'm a fighting in the resistance.
I pretend like I'm neutral, but that's only a front.

I am on the side that wins, whichever that ends up being.

Would you say that you're a person who forgives easily?

I tend to hold grudges, especially if I was hurt badly by someone.

I hold grudges and fight against those who are evil.
I don't hold grudges, unless they are to my advantage.

Yes, I would say that I'm very forgiving.

How good are you at keeping secrets?

You couldn't torture secrets out of me.

I can if I need to, but I try to be open to those I trust.
Keeping secrets can be very helpful to staying in power.

My lips are shut, especially for a friend.

Are you more selfish or selfless?

I'm afraid I'm very selfish. I'm only worried about myself.

People think I'm selfish, but there's more going on than they think.
I'm very selfless. I don't think about myself all that much.

I like to think I'm pretty selfless.

What is your drink of choice?

Gin

I'm fine with whatever.
Cognac

Champagne

Are you a gambler?

I gamble a bit from time to time.

It is pretty rare for me to gamble my money away.
I don't do it a lot, but I do enjoy gambling.

Not at all, everyone knows the odds are against you.

Do you pull more for the underdog or the favorite?

I pull for the side that is right.

I'm always fight for the underdog in this world.
Unfortunately, I tend to pull for the underdog, which is a very expensive hobby.

Oh, I always bet on the favorite.

How likely are you to own your own business?

I already do.

I am a leader of a movement, but it's not really a business.
I'm more interested in government work. I find it to be a much more powerful position.

It's somewhat unlikely. I'm not interested in business.

How good would you be at cooking up a brilliant escape plan?

I would need some help to pull that off.

That wouldn't be my strongest skill.
I can't imagine ever needing such a skill.

I'm the one for that job.

What's your perspective on your personal problems?

I always try to turn them to my advantage, no matter what.

It doesn't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
My personal problems are of little consequence. The resistance is what matters.

Sometimes it all just doesn't seem fair.

Which line could you most see yourself saying?

"Here's looking at you, kid".

"I wish I didn't love you so much".
"Welcome back to the fight. This time I know our side will win".

"Apparently you're the only one in Casablanca with less scruples than I".

How likely are you to cover for a friend who is in trouble?

Sadly, it's likely. I must be getting sentimental myself. This is most likely unwise, but I can't help it.

I do it all the time. You must protect your friends.
If what they did isn't horrible, I definitely would.

It might be hard to believe, but I do it a lot.

Do you think Ilsa should have gone with Victor or stayed with Rick?

I don't know. I'm so confused about it all.

She should have gone with Victor, obviously.
I wish she had stayed, but it was best that she went with Victor.

It was probably smart to go with Victor, but I think she really did want to stay with Rick.

Is "Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship" the best ending line ever to a movie?

I think so. It's a pretty great line.

Maybe not the best, but it's a good one.
It was alright. I think there are better lines in the movie.

I don't like that last line.

Which character in "Casablanca" do you like the most?

Ilsa

Sam
Rick

Victor

Could you ever see yourself shooting someone?

I could see it happening.

Only as a last resort.
Yes, if they were trying to kill me.

No, I could never imagine that.

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